Oh hey, It’s me

I know. I’ve been missing.

But what compels me to write to you now is the power of…..

COLLARD GREENS

Holy Crap is this stuff good.

After a weekend of eating like a cave beast (hamburger, chipotle, x5 beers, cheddar popcorn, chips, sausage and potatoes) I immediately came home and went to the grocery store to get juice supplies. I mean what was I thinking! I’m getting married in 13 days…..

It fills my heart with joy when our grocery basket is entirely monochromatic green.

While purchasing my groceries I accidentally bought collard greens instead of Kale.

I know, rookie mistake - right? Wrong! Stupid Morton Williams always has these stupid variations like…. flat leaf parsley and curly parsley. Now that I say that out loud it actually seems totally common.

whatever !

the point is I bought collard greens and just subbed it for Kale.

POW

An hour later I have cleaned out my entire system and I’ve got nothing left - which may sound gross, but if you’ve ever had Chipotle AND a burger in the same day… well lets just say I’m thankful.

Turns out collard greens are a super veg for detoxification and repairing my body after I’ve done all these horrible things to it.

Try it!

(Source: musingsoadomesticdiva)